I’ve been feeling bored lately, so here’s a little offer.
Whoever reblogs this post by April 19th will get a Pokemon Egg in their inbox!
And within a week of obtaining this darling little egg, you’ll receive a message of what your egg hatches into! An example…
No one ever asks me shit, so ask me shit.
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like
Just because I don’t talk to you
Doesn’t mean I don’t think about you. Doesn’t mean I don’t check up on you. Doesn’t mean I don’t worry and wonder about how you are doing. Doesn’t mean I don’t care about you anymore.
Texts I got from my brother while he was trying to download Minecraft texture packs
Gavin: I fucking hate everything right RIGHT FUCKING TIT NIPPLE ASS CHEEK MUFF ANAL FART IN THE NOSE HOLE BUTT ASS BOOBY TIT NIPPLE CUT MY BUTTHOLE INTO TWO PIECES
Gavin: WITH THE SIDE OF FUCK IN A TOILET WITH JAMES BOND IN MY PENIAL RECTICULUM CIRCUMFRENCE IN THE FART MOISTURE ON ONETHOUSNAD TITS IN MY ASS WITH DOKUCRAFT
Gavin: SHITTING BILL GATES INTO MINECRAFT WITH NOTCH FUCKING A COW TO THE END OVER THE TIT ASS NIPPLE MOON MOJAND SUCK A DICK AND SHUVE IT UP YOUR BUFFALO ANAL CAVITY
Me: Um, sorry but that's hilarious
Gavin: It shows how mad as TITS I am.
Very important! (Please help if you can!!)
Pasted from Dad’s FB.
Ok folks I have been holding off on doing a post like this , but today’s event necessitate it. [MOM] is in the final stretch to go home THIS WEEK.But iin all things there is a snag and I need your help for it. [MOM] can get home health care and rehab. We feel that if she is home, a positive environment than the rehab hospital she will progress much further. The thing is in order for her to go home we need to install a ramp to our porch.
I talked with a contractor today and he says he can install one by friday. It will cost about 500. This is where I need your help. I have already spent a considerable amount for [MOM]’s medical expenses and expenses to get the house clean from top to bottom. But Im tapped out for this. So I am sending out a plea to anyone and everyone who can see this. Any and all donations to get us to the goal of 500 by this Friday are welcomed and needed.
I have a a pay pal account you can donate to: elcucuyfeox@gmail [dot]com
You can donate what you can there. I will keep everyone posted on how this fund raiser is doing by the day. Unfortunately this is something that the insurance company wont pay for, it has to come out of my pocket.
So again,500 is the goal to get the ramp installed . Thank you for your time and support and please please please send what you can, Let’s get [MOM] home!!!”Please pass this around. If you all can help it would be awesome! All your support has been much help lately!
If you can’t donate then can you pass it around? The goal is 500. I hope we can reach the goal so my Mom can come home.
THE FINAL STRETCH!
*stops saying that* i am you from the future! quick follow me to-- *giant crab claw grabs me and takes me away*
“Whoa! What the heck was that?!” without a second thought, Samson picks up Mom’s Knife and gives pursuit. “Basement has been real weird since…I dunno? Since I got my head stuck in the lurking cloud.”
Y͓̭̤̪̦̹̾̀͗̃ó̷̷̰̰̫̩͇̩̤̠̗̿ͦ̚u̴͇͚̺͇ͫ̆'̋ͭ̔̄͆͏̴̮͓̙̺̘̫͖͞d͍̟͎͗͊ͯ̈̄̀ͤ̏͟͟ ̛ͨͩ̑ͤ̃̍̾ͥ̚҉̹̖̼͍͖b̥̜̯͓̾̂͠͡e͔̘̘̍̈́ͦ̑̾̇ţ̣͇̎͗̈́̍̐͢t̞͚̘͐ͯ̑ͥͯ́͝͠ḙ̴̴̩̟̺̬̝̼̮̘ͪ̄r̤͕̥ͬ͛̆̍̆́ͣͬ͟͜ ͦͣ͒̅̒ͨ҉̨̬͇̀n̬̘̩̬̮̆ͥ͘o̭̰͂ͯ͛ͭ͟͞ẗ̛̖͖̩͕̱̣̮͂.̴͈̬̱͎̪ͩ̃͑ͦ̎̋̅ͤͦ̀.̢̲͔̪̫͇ͣ́͟.̟̯̮̪̻̘̋̒̾̔͞ ̵̶̸̮̠̜̹̯̜̝ͦ̒̉͐̋̽̚I̹̖̹͖̣̟̖ͮͮ'̶̲̭̦̼̖̈ͭͩ͂ͮͨͥͪm̛͍̥̰̺ͥ̐͗ͭ̃̓ͣ̄̔͞ ̯͈͚̤ͥͮ̎̉ͬ̓̽̈́̀w̪̏̑̚̕̕a̗̬̬͎ͪr̷̓͏̺͉̱̤n̶̫̙ͬͩ́̋̊̉̄̀̕͢iͧ̽̊̌͊̋҉̮̥͈͈͈̤͈̝n̶̍̃̊͑ͧ͛҉̳̩͉̰g̦ͥ́ ̒̎͏̳͞y̵̮̔̓͂ͥ̈́̐̐ͥ̕o̭̊͌́̃̎̍͟͠ͅu̷̶͙͉̱͎̍̇̓̊̉.̪̫̪ͫ͊͗͗̋
“Uh…another?…Um.” well, now he was miffed. Who was this double, and what did he just say?
“Nice to meet you too, I guess…”
does anyone else find it absolutely pathetic that a computer program can recognize this, but some humans can’t?
I’ll reblog this every time I see it.
this is actually quite beautiful.
